Monday, June 8, 2009

Le Presidente Francais

The French President, it kisses a fantastic model.

The US president, it girls are a " dancer on the table."

J' need to leave.

So this cartoon is very dated. I started it in June or July of last year when we still had Dubya as our president. Figured I'd go ahead and finish it finally so I could post it. The translator doesn't do my poetry justice. It's supposed to read "The French President, he kisses a fantastic model. The US president, his daughters "dance on the table." I need to leave."

Monday, February 11, 2008

Britney A La Mode

in my country, they are there too people imbeciles
They do not love French
They me not read, they are insane

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Cet Botteil

Ma travaille est seche comme le desert.
Je ne'yai rien mais cet botteil
Il pleure avec mes larmes.

My works is dry like the desert.
I have nothing but this bottle
It cries with my tears.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


It promenes in the street
It legs is long and white, but
My tongue is red, and left.

Thursday, October 4, 2007


Je vois les ventre ronde du filles
A l'interior leurs corps sont bebes.
Elles sont belle et elles sont dit rapide au sujet de diaper genies, et noms, et bugaboos.
Un peu dit a moi que je n'ai pas un vie realite
et je dit "uh huh".
...mais quoi je pense, en realite, est "grosse salope chienne".
et je tape mon ventre plat et sommeil un nuit complete.

I see the round stomachs of the girls HAS the interior their bodies are bebes.
They are beautiful and they are said quick on the subject of diaper genies, and names, and bugaboos.
A little says has me that I have not a life realite and I says "uh huh"
....mais what I think, in realite, is "big whore female dog".
...and I type my flat stomach and sleep a complete night.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Red Wine and Croissantes

Red wine, and croissantes in the morning

These are my world.

I see nothing for me.

Monday, October 1, 2007

La Dure Femme

The French is very beautiful
the coffee is black, and my wife
is hard like avenues of Paris